Shadows of the Past, in the Light of the Future...

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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tomolicious:

"Tetsuya Nomura leaves Final Fantasy XV…"

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"…to focus on Kingdom Hearts 3"

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jaxblade:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

My stomach hurts from how long I laughed at this before rebloggin

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corporationsarepeople:

thinksquad:

A 55-year-old Pennsylvania mother of seven, sentenced to serve two days in jail because her children were absent too much from school and she couldn’t pay some $2,000 in truancy fines, was found dead in her cell.

The Associated Press reported that District Judge Dean R. Patton, who sent her to prison reluctantly, blamed a judicial system that imprisons poor people who can’t pay fines for minor offensives such as truancy fines. He said:

“This lady didn’t need to be there. We don’t do debtors prisons anymore. That went out 100 years ago.”

It hasn’t gone out in Pennsylvania.

The dead woman was identified as Eileen DiNino, of Reading, who went to jail to wipe clean some $2,000 in fines and court costs imposed on her since 1999 because a number of her children were absent too much from school in Reading and Muhlenberg townships.

The AP reported that more than 1,600 people have been jailed in Berks County over school truancy fines since 2000.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2014/06/13/mother-of-7-in-jail-because-her-kids-skipped-school-dies-in-cell/

"We don’t do debtors prisons anymore."

My son is learning about debtors’ prisons in elementary school, and came home saying the same thing. My son had an excuse: he’s seven, and now he knows that we do.

This judge has no excuse. He sent her to one.

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ravsy:

abadeers:

this is fucking terrifying

this is not the scotland we want

I am so glad I stayed in tonight.

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challengerapproaching:

Some phenomenal Pokemon x Metal Gear mashup art by Japanese artist Ikuyoan!

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