Shadows of the Past, in the Light of the Future...

child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

(Source: im-electricsympathy, via iron-titan)

zodiaccity: Zodiac Expressions of Sadness: Virgo (reworded)

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Expressions of Sadness: Virgo (reworded)

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

(via weaponizedwit)

martinjohnfreemans:

redfruitwhiteseeds:

buttless-butler:

Two-face from DC Comics

By Meagan Marie

Impressive makeup work!

OH MY GOD 

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE CHARACTER AND YET IT’S THE BEST FUCKING COSPLAY I’VE EVER SEEN EVER

(via porkchopbby)

ap-pokemon:

#178 Xatu - Has the ability to see into the future with its right eye, and the past with its left. Xatu tends to stand still in one spot all day long. People believe that Xatu does so out of fear of the terrible things it has foreseen in the future. Although unable to communicate telepathically one might understand its thoughts by looking at its wings.

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
“Fan fiction is one of the great unsung popular literary movements of the past 50 years, but finding what you’re looking for online can involve sorting through mountains of inadequately-tagged and frequently dodgy text. Archive of Our Own makes it easy: it’s the most carefully curated, sanely organized, easily browsable and searchable nonprofit collection of fan fiction on the web, and it serves all fandoms equally, from The A-Team to Zachary Quinto and beyond.”
—

Archive of Our Own makes TIME’s Best Websites of 2013 (via janoda)

#um #click on the link for zq though #PINTO made time magazine #I laugh I cry #2013: year of the wordplay 

(via starfledgling)

(via porkchopbby)

apriki:

moses u little shit

(via porkchopbby)

zodiaccity: Zodiac Virgo facts.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Virgo facts.

zillatamer: unimpressedcats: food? no… friend I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

(Source: cineraria, via weaponizedwit)