pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
Fan fiction is one of the great unsung popular literary movements of the past 50...– Archive of Our Own makes TIME’s Best Websites of 2013 (via janoda) #um #click on the link for zq though #PINTO made time magazine #I laugh I cry #2013: year of the wordplay (via starfledgling)
vardaesque: linadivorceeofl: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. Gentlemen. A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN...
lieutenant-rainbow: senji—kiyomasa: colonelmustangsnipples: itsmalice: johnfontin: the pig goes “oink oink” the cow goes “moooo” the horse goes “neighhhh” the dog goes “ed…ward” You’re grounded. so is hughes NOYT OKAY IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE