May 2013
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
“Fan fiction is one of the great unsung popular literary movements of the past 50...”
– Archive of Our Own makes TIME’s Best Websites of 2013 (via janoda)
#um #click on the link for zq though #PINTO made time magazine #I laugh I cry #2013: year of the wordplay (via starfledgling)
vardaesque:
linadivorceeofl:
lundsdotter:
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN...
lieutenant-rainbow:
senji—kiyomasa:
colonelmustangsnipples:
itsmalice:
johnfontin:
the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
You’re grounded.
so is hughes
NOYT OKAY
IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE
